Yo, what’s the deal with all these laws and taxes, right? I mean, do I have to pay the Portland arts tax? And what’s the legal age of working in the Philippines? I need to know if I can start hustling legally, you know what I’m saying?

But hold up, before we start ballin’, we gotta understand how much we’re bringing home. Like, how much is 500 after taxes? I need to know how much cheddar I’m pocketing, you feel me?

And then there’s all these other rules and regulations. Like, what are the competition law penalties if I try to hustle too hard? Can I even legally steal a house? I need to get my paper straight without getting locked up, you know?

But hey, sometimes you gotta help out the fam, right? So, I need to know how to set up a simple family loan agreement in Australia. Gotta make sure everything’s legal and official, ya feel?

And yo, shout out to all the law enforcement peeps! Check out these cool law enforcement promotional items they be using. Mad respect, yo!

Oh, and by the way, are AK47’s legal in Ohio? Just curious, you know?

And if you got some dope ideas, you better be thinking about copyright, bro. We gotta understand them patent requirements and novelty. We need to stay legal and keep our ideas protected, you dig?

And one more thing, can we cop them Delta 9 gummies in Texas? Just checking if it’s all good, you know? Gotta keep everything on the level!